A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

This is something to think about when negative people are doing

their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time

you run into someone who knows nothing, cares less and tries to make

your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip

to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,

who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded

and dirty! You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible

airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're

always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna

be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the

worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and

they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"

"W e're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million oth er

people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good

luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo The hairdresser

asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time

in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and

they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I

had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling

job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were

overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no

extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I

know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a

Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope

likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step

into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door

and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

He said, "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

very funny _

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

lmfao, thats hilarious

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Amen to that, pope!!!. LoL!!!!

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Oh!!! What a burn!!!

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny閳ヮ毑MAO!!!

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

That's a good one LMAOL

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

hahaha you crack me up

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

off the hook!!!! Lolololol!!!

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

I like the story, but I don't like how you used the pope swearing. the pope is holy and he wouldn't use that.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

hahahaha thats aawesome

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

now that's funny!!

A husband is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. While doing so, the wife lets out a sigh. Pleasantly surprised, the husband runs out and tells the doctor.

"That is a good sign," suggests the doctor, "Why don't you try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction."

The husband returns to his wife's bedside and rubs her right breast which brings a moan from his wife. He rushes out again and tells the doctor. The doctor thinks this is amazing and could perhaps be a real break through. The doctor then suggests the man return to her bedside and perform oral sex.

More than happy to accommodate, the husband returns to his wife's bedside to do his deed. Some five minutes later, the husband comes running from his wife's bedside screaming for the doctor.

"What's going on?" asks the doctor.

The husband yells, "My wife stopped breathing!"

"What happened?" asks the doctor. "Everything seemed to be looking good a few minutes ago."

The husband replies, "She choked."

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Thanks for making me laugh! serves that hairdresser right. and gets you a star...

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

LMFAO!!!

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

that is so funny

star for you

lol=]

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Fantastic! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

You just took care of my Monday blahs!! Thanks

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

My coworkers are still laughing! That was wonderful and I can't wait until I see my hair dresser. She's gonna die.LOLOLOL ;-)

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

That hairdresser got told. LOL

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

long but great i want to get back at a few people like that harmless but funny

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Have a star

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Very funny, the hair dresser got told.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

thats hilarious...bet the hairdresser feel like **** now

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Good one.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

classic

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

hey tht was too good to be true thnk u for making me laugh........ i really liked ur joke thts y i give u a star..............

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled......?

Now that ws a good one